I now know who I would be if I were a pirate. Is that likely? Probably not, but it's always good to be prepared, especially on Talk Like Pirate Day...
My pirate name is:
Calico Mary Kidd
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!